Lately, I have been getting a lot of questions and inquiries about advertising on my blog. At first I resisted the idea, I mean, I didn’t want to sell my blog out in such a cheesy way. I didn’t want lame coupon advertisements all over the place. That is not what Be A Lifehacker is about. The money would be nice though….very nice indeed. So I put my thinking cap on. How could I allow advertisers to advertise on my blog without being too cheesy and sell-outy? What kind of advertising would make the most sense? The answer was so obvious. So very obvious. Erectile Dysfunction medication. Only something as absurd and inappropriate as that would make sense on this blog.
Consider this an open call to all E.D. (or is it ED?) pill distributors looking to advertise on blogs. I will accept your money and in exchange you can fill up ad space on my page with information about erectile dysfunction. Feel free to make it as inappropriate as possible- I’m pretty sure no kids read this blog and my Grammy doesn’t even have a computer (which is how I get away with blogging about her all the time). This could be very profitable for both of us. I mean, I doubt anyone who reads this blog has that problem but I’m sure some of my loyal readers will spread the good word of your miraculous pill. You will, right guys? Just tell all the men you know- and if they get offended then you know they probably need E.D. medication so you’ve done them a favor in telling them. I’m just sayin.
I really think this could take my blog to the next level. I mean, what higher aspiration can a blogger aspire than to have malfunctioning penis ads all over their blog??? I sure can’t think of any higher honor. It’s like winning the blogging super bowl. Or like a winning a Nobel Prize for developing a drug that helps men who have erectile dysfunction. And I can feel good about it because it’s totally a public service. This is what you call a win-win. Except for the guys who need the pills. But it’s ok because they will be getting help soon.
Viagra, Cialis, Levitra- feel free to contact me. All other advertisers, sorry, I just don’t think your product really fits this blog.
(Most of this post is a joke. Except the part where if people want to pay me lots of money they can advertise on my blog- as long as they are an erectile dysfunction medication)
(Seriously, this is a joke.)