Listen, I don’t know why I think about these things. Although, conversely, I don’t know why I shouldn’t think about these things. The moral of the story is that there is a lot I don’t know. Think about it. Or don’t. I’m not the boss of you. Unless I am…..am I? Whoa.
My old roommate and I used to text each other pick-up lines for laughs. Also, in case we met a super foxy guy walking down the street- that way we knew exactly what to say. So, I’m pretty much an expert on pick-up lines. I mean, I’m not an expert on using them, but I am really good at reciting them at parties and funerals for laughs (because if there is one place you need to laugh…….) And although they are generally cheesy and ridiculous I have to admit there are a few that would definitely work on me.
1. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. Listen, if he makes an Alice and Wonderland reference, I am ALL IN.
2. Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, just a sparkle. Oh you.
3. Hello, I’m a thief and I am here to steal your heart. Stealing is against the law, but you have to admire a guy who would risk going to jail for you. That’s called love ladies and gentlemen.
4. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me. Rhyming=way to my heart.
5. I know we’re not in Professor Flitwick’s class, but you are still charming. A Harry Potter pick-up line?! Marry me now.
6. Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”? Why yes, yes you did.
7. If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty. That’s poetry y’all.
8. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. Come on. I mean, wow. Quality stuff. How can you not say yes to that?
Please don’t judge me. In an effort to not lose your complete respect, I will post a list of pick-up lines that would NOT work on me tomorrow. But before that, feel free to share the pick-up lines that work on you. It’s oddly liberating.

Love the Alice in Wonderland one!
Me too. It would work on me every time.
And not one in Star-Wars-Style?
“I may look like an Ewok, but I’m all Wookie where it counts, baby.” – one just wants to be under that force…
AWESOME. Just awesome.
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I like! I like!
I unfortunately have nothing else intelligent or amusing to say.
No. 7 & 8 would so be awesome to hear, spoken with an Irish accent from someone that looked like Colin Farrell! Siiiiiigh!!!
Excuse me while I take a nap just to wander off into dreamland!
The Irish accent would definitely send these over the top.
Nice pickup lines do you think they would work on guys?
If so may I use them?
I can’t speak for how they work on guys but please feel free to use them- and let me know how it works out.
I think if anyone said “my love for you burns like a dying Phoenix” I’d collapse on the spot and then marry him. Once I’d regained consciousness, ofcourse.
Love it. Absolutely love it.
Are you kidding…what girl would not be swooning with these?
If someone told me #2 I would be blinded with love as he stole my purse and picked my pockets clean.
Its no sin to love!
Amen!
I admit, I haven’t been in the single swing for a long time… but I am pretty sure the things that worked were:
- can i buy you a drink? (why yes, alcohol is always good)
- you seem cool. wanna hang? (indeed, i am cool, I get it.)
- Wow.You are loud, crazy and really blunt! (okay, this was more an insult kind of thing, but i took that as praise for my winning personality and ended up marrying that guy. Just sayin’)….
That is the best “how I met my hubby” story I have heard! I am very impressed with both of you.
Oh gosh, those were hilarious! Can’t wait to read tomorrow’s.
-roomie
I believe you will see some familiar ones…..
Lines that would work on me:
1) You have a great smile.
2) What’s your name?
3) Hello
4) I love the book you’re reading
5) Want to watch me suck three tennis balls through four feet of garden hose?
ok. i’m easy. i am a guy after all….
I just laughed so hard at this. Oh, Coop. You made my day. Genius.
Sadly, while I’d like to think I have more respect for myself than this, if a guy were to use a pick-up line on me, I would totally be like, “Oh my god, you actually dared to use one on ME?” My self-esteem is waaaay up there. While I have a boyfriend, and guys have been interested in me in the past, no one has seriously used a line on me. I must exude some sort of no-pickup-line aura or something. Therefore, I must get my boyfriend to use them on me for giggles.
I just asked him for a random one, and he gave me more of an icebreaker (wait for it…) line.
Him: Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Me: No
Him: Neither do I, but it broke the ice!
Me: *groan*
Excellent line from your boyfriend. I don’t know if this one would work on me but it would definitely make me laugh which is like, half the battle.
Absolutely hilarious. Made me smile “OUT LOUD” – is that SOL, in today’s lingo…I think yes.
Thanks for sharing…hilarious ;o)
Definitely SOL. You are more than welcome. Thanks for stopping by!