There are a couple things you need to know before reading this post.
1. My Grammy is not a strong swimmer.
2. This is a Grammy post y’all!!!!
Ok. You may continue reading.
Go Get Help
Grammy: Ok, I’m going to get in the pool.
Me: Ok. Sounds good.
Grammy: Here I go.
Me: Uh-huh.
Grammy: If I go under will you at least go get help?
Me: Really?
Grammy: Yes.
Me: Well, I’m not going to let you drown.
Grammy: That’s all I needed to hear.
Me: You really think you need to remind me not to let you drown??
Grammy: Safety first.
Me: Can’t argue with that.
I Thing I’m Drowning
Grammy: I think I’m drowning.
Me: Grammy. If you can say it, you aren’t drowning.
Grammy: Oh.
He Threw That Like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(Scene: Playing volleyball in the pool)
Grammy (after missing a catch): Hey! You threw that like you were mad!
Me: Grams, it’s just a game. No worries.
Grammy: Well….he threw that at me like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Me: Really? That’s who he threw it like?
Grammy: Yes. Yes he did. Right at me.
People Will Lie
Grammy: You just can’t trust people anymore. I saw on TV where this woman accused this man of rape and he didn’t even do it!
Me: How do you know he didn’t do it?
Grammy: They showed us. We saw the whole thing. He was innocent!
Sister: Grammy? Are you talking about Law & Order?
Grammy: Yes! Did you see it?
Me: That’s pretend, Grammy.
Grammy: I know. I’m not stupid.
I can’t even begin to imagine how jealous you are that you’re not in my family. Console yourself with the fact that I’m such a generous person, I’m willing to share a little bit of the crazy. You’re welcome.
Oh Dear! It occurs to me that it could soon be one of my grandkids writing about me! I may just have to lift my game in the Zany Stakes… MM
Well, you can take a cue from my Grammy. I’m pretty sure her special brand of crazy is going to make me millions.
love it
It loves you back.
Your grammy is awesome. I wish I had a grammy who said funny things instead of racist things.
Yeah. It’s pretty hard to turn racist things into a funny blog post.
Your grammy reminds me of Betty White. I don’t know why. But that is who I imagine is saying these words when I read your posts
She’s not far from it.
Oh Grammy
Never dissapoints.
True story.
I love your Grammy !!
Thanks! Me too!
I would love to watch television with Grammy. We could both be wicked commentators on everything!
Now, that is a conversation I would like to hear!
Boo I want Grammy to live with me!
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Sorry, I think she likes living by me best.
please don’t let her watch Mythbusters….
I don’t even want her to watch the news.
Awesome!!!!
I might just steal your idea and blog about my strange conversatios with my Grandma
Go for it! I would love to read about those conversations.
I miss G’ma conversations
Glad to share in yours!
Anytime! I’m happy to share.
Grammy is da bomb!
Yes. Yes she is.