There are a couple things you need to know before reading this post.
1. My Grammy is not a strong swimmer.
2. This is a Grammy post y’all!!!!
Ok. You may continue reading.
Go Get Help
Grammy: Ok, I’m going to get in the pool.
Me: Ok. Sounds good.
Grammy: Here I go.
Grammy: If I go under will you at least go get help?
Me: Well, I’m not going to let you drown.
Grammy: That’s all I needed to hear.
Me: You really think you need to remind me not to let you drown??
Grammy: Safety first.
Me: Can’t argue with that.
I Thing I’m Drowning
Grammy: I think I’m drowning.
Me: Grammy. If you can say it, you aren’t drowning.
He Threw That Like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
(Scene: Playing volleyball in the pool)
Grammy (after missing a catch): Hey! You threw that like you were mad!
Me: Grams, it’s just a game. No worries.
Grammy: Well….he threw that at me like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Me: Really? That’s who he threw it like?
Grammy: Yes. Yes he did. Right at me.
People Will Lie
Grammy: You just can’t trust people anymore. I saw on TV where this woman accused this man of rape and he didn’t even do it!
Me: How do you know he didn’t do it?
Grammy: They showed us. We saw the whole thing. He was innocent!
Sister: Grammy? Are you talking about Law & Order?
Grammy: Yes! Did you see it?
Me: That’s pretend, Grammy.
Grammy: I know. I’m not stupid.
I can’t even begin to imagine how jealous you are that you’re not in my family. Console yourself with the fact that I’m such a generous person, I’m willing to share a little bit of the crazy. You’re welcome.