The hip bone is connected to the leg bone but what's connected to the logic bone?
Sometimes, I do stupid things. Things I know are stupid but for some reason just keeping doing anyway. Why? Why do I do these stupid stupid things? For years I have wondered about it. Last night, I realized why. I broke my logic bone. Of course! All these years the answer to my problems alluded me because it was so logical and my logic bone was broken so I couldn’t physically be logical. Duh.
I try really hard to eat well. I have to watch my figure, you know. Sometimes, if I know I’ve eaten really well all day, I will treat myself to an ice cream after dinner. All day long, I will think about how delicious that ice cream will taste later. Usually, everything goes according to plan and I delight myself in ice cream heaven. But, on several occasions, I have felt really sick by the end of the day. Does that stop me? No. I could literally be throwing up but I will take a break from vomiting to eat that ice cream I promised myself. Even though I know it will only make me feel worse. Doesn’t matter. I’m going to eat that ice cream come hell or high water! I always regret it. The culprit behind this ridiculousness? My broken logic bone.
I love fruit. I especially love melon. I eat a LOT of watermelon, and honeydew melon, and cantaloupe. So much, in fact, that I have on many, many occasions made myself sick from eating too much of it. For reals. MANY occasions. You would think after the first time, I know not to eat so much melon. Nope. You would definitely think after the third or fourth time, that I would never eat that much melon again. You would be wrong. I will eat that much melon again and I will make myself sick again. Why? Broken logic bone.
I wear a lot of skirts. For work, for fun, I just like to wear skirts. Sometimes, they get caught in my car door when I get in. Instead of opening the door back up and moving my skirt, what do I do? I just yank it. And it rips. And this has happened to me more than once. Why didn’t I learn the first time? Broken logic bone.
I know I shouldn’t mix my colors and whites in the wash. I KNOW that. But I do it. A lot. And every time I end up with formerly white now vagueishly blue or pink shirts. Huh. Why in the world would I do that more than once? Broken logic bone.
Bangs aren’t a great look for me. I’ve tried several times and it just never looks quite right. I know that. I know I’m not someone who can pull-off bangs. Doesn’t matter. Every few years, I decide I want bangs. Who’s to blame? My broken logic bone.
You would think that it would be easy to fix my broken logic bone. Not so. It’s been broken so long, it’s healed all wrong. My logic now walks with a very severe limp. It would probably take a lot of corrective surgeries to fix it. And who has that kind of time and money??! Not me. A broken logic bone isn’t going to kill me. Although….actually…..it might. Uh oh.
Wow, your post is somehow scary…the things you listed happen to me a lot too…especially the “making myself sick from eating too much delicious stuff”…and I didn’t know why. Thanks for enlightening me
And congrats on being freshly pressed!
Thanks for reading! Don’t worry too much- life with a broken logic bone is actually kind of fun.
Of course! Why didn’t I figure that out?!
You saved me from my misery.Thank you.
Happy to help! Thanks for reading!
I think I lost my logic bone too! I always repeat things I regret doing the last time, but only realize that I have re-done what I wished I could have undone in the past! Does that make sense? I used a lot of “do”s….. Oh my. Am I babbling again? It appears to be so. Well, at least I know that I certainly have broken my logic bone! It is currently in a sling. Don’t worry, I’ll eat lots of cheese and drink milk. You’re not alone with this logic bone trouble!
It’s nice to know I’m in good company! Thanks for reading!
I guess the broken logic bone is some sort of epidemy. I wish my poor broken bone effected such things like melons or skirts. But unfortunately it seems like I’ve broken “relationships logic” bone.I never learn from the first time, the second time, and even third one isn’t enough.
I think there so many logic bones, we need a clasification!
Ah yes, my broken logic bone has hurt me in the relationship area as well. We have to take the good with the bad I guess.
I wonder, who is broking these bones,.. an antihero?) “hmm, your live is just too boring, time to bring some fun in it!” and then you wake up in the morning not knowing how bad your logic bone is now. He is a funny man I guess.)
It’s like having a fairy godmother of nonsense!
Hi, I share the same problem. My broken logic bone. May be it was broken since my birth..! I always do things even if I know they are wrong..u know..silly mistakes. My mum always guide me to do simple things like washing clothes..and like you, I always did mix and match colors with washing..! Sometimes I even laugh at my own foolishness. Even I talk to myself out loud. Do you think this is wrong? May be I am not much responsible..! But I always enjoy my own foolishness becoz I m glad that I make someone laugh. And we always have time to learn from mistakes. I am used with writing diary. When I read these incidents after some days, u know..I feel like heaven..and of course, funny at me. I love me. And my funny idiotic behavior. And about tearing skirts..I have done it hell a lot of times..!Do you think this is wrong?
I owe all these to my broken logic bone..!
http://thevicissitudeme.wordpress.com
You should definitely enjoy foolishness! As long as you’re laughing, everything is ok.
When the pupil is ready, the teacher will arrive. Finally, my life is explained. Count me in as a new fan.
Yay! Does this make me your sensei? Because that would be awesome.
Here from Freshly Pressed. I love this post. Although your logic bone really is broken…melon, yuck! Ironically I just wrote a post about how much I hate melon.
We must be opposites. Thanks for reading!
I’m not sure life would be so interesting or amusing with a fully functional logic bone….for instance I wouldn’t of drunk those tequila slammers at the wedding after party. After all I am 40 and logically too grown up for that sort of thing!
Exactly! Life would be way more boring and I’m not looking for boring.
great!
That was a cute post Contrary! Finally I have something to blame all the “blonde” moments on. I think the problem is also worsened by a disconnected memory module. You forget what you shouldn’t do and once you do it, you get the “oh yeah, that’s why I don’t eat banana” moment.
Hope there is some sort of cure one day!
Love
Tee
(tharien.wordpress.com)
Thanks! I won’t be too disappointed if there isn’t a cure though because sometimes the broken logic bone makes for a lot of fun.
I wonder if anybody’s logic bone is intact……
I know that mine isn’t!
I know! I’m starting to wonder if I’ve diagnosed an all too common disease????
I think we may have been separated at birth. Are you from Nashville? Pistachios are my bete noire. I never learn. And funnily enough, I don’t want to.
Not from Nashville. But I’m with you on the never learning (about certain things) and not feeling bothered about it.
hahaha… explains a lot in life.. maybe also explains why we single-women-in-our-thirties get involved with men-in-their-thirties-with-commitment-issues. Men in their thirties just dont wanna settle down, (most claiming a never to be healed wound from the previous relationship!)but they will give you the status of a great special and even unique someone, use you for emotional anchorage and delight.. yet always say .. “i am not ready for a relationship.. we are just great friends.. this is amazing”. And our broken logic bone, forces us to showcase silly bravado and agree on the no relationship deal. whereas we are falling as the clock ticks. So we suffer in silence as this gray relationship consumes our very being and then finally one day find the courage to call a spade a spade and get outta this gray twilight zone.. as its not and never will head anywhere really meaningful. hurray we are healed of hearing “i will survive” 100 times a day.. and then Voila! there it is again.. that gray relationship beckons and we fall… hoping to break the guy this time round!!!broken logic bone again girl!
Oh man. Let’s get that logic bone fixed immediately!
whew! now I know where all my problems come from
very enjoyable entry, yes yes!
Thank you! Glad to be of service.
Brilliant – finally I too have found the problem with my logic – mine is a little off so perhaps I merely have a crack?? my friends tell me I’m cracked.
congrats on FP
It could be a crack or a sprain, who knows? As long as it makes you do silly hilarious things, it’s worth it.
Very cool and funny. Congrats on being FPed.
I think in my family the logic bone being broken is a hereditary trait–or at least it gets worse when family members are around.
Haha! I wouldn’t be surprised if it is hereditary.
I have the same logic problem with hair, except that I keep trying to grow my bangs out because I think it’s more stylish. Then I realize for the 487th time that my face looks bizarre when it has a forehead, and I ask for bangs again. After that, I remember for the gazillionth time that no matter what I do I will probably never be stylish! A broken logic bone seems to cause a vicious circle.
Don’t worry about style. Style is what you make of it. Whatever makes you feel you look your best, that’s what style is.
finally. something that’s close to explaining why I love to keep on writing on silly nonsense even though I am living on a serious corporate world. Good read. I became a fan at my first read.
Thank you! Keep up the nonsense- it’s the best part!
My logic bone is alive and well – now I think I’ll give it a vacation!
Good for you!!
The skirt thingy was painful enough to be satisfactory. Loved your humor..!
Dagny
Fun post! Maybe you should write yourself little notes –like a “Do not yank skirt” post-it stuck to the dashboard.
That’s a good idea! Although I would probably need to spend hundreds of dollars on post-its.
Good read, and very funny, can relate to it. Thanks!
Thank you for reading!
haha oh wow I think my logic bone is on the verge to break..if its not already broken -.- =)
Well, when it breaks, you will be in good company.
If I had a nickel every time I repeated the same silly mistakes, Bill Gates would be borrowing money from me right now.
Great post and pretty smart analogy.
Thank you! I would love to make money every time I did something ridiculous, I would be SO rich.
Finally!….. this explains SO MUCH!!
Happy to have been of some use.
Haha! this is a cool blog.. broken logic bone,. reminds me when i run out of 1 month budget due to 1 week of eating.. you can’t stop me, i do love eating.. even if gets my body fat..which i hate a bit.. but you can’t blame me.. the broken logic bone again XD
Broken logic bone strikes again!
Love the post. I personally think it’s fun having a broken logic bone- it makes life interesting. How about you?
I’m not going to lie- I love it a little bit!
Hilarious but totally relatable. I have had a broken logic bone for years. My most notorious habit is eating thins I’m allergic to. Sad but true.
Dari
http://www.stillconfusedafter25years.wordpress.com
Those broken logic bones can really get us down sometimes. Thanks for reading!
Very funny and true. To be honest, I wasn’t even aware I had a logic bone. Until now. I leave enlightened. I might have to consider that surgery to get it fixed…
Great job.
Thanks! I’m not sure there is a surgery to fix a broken logic bone but if you find one, let me know.
I don’t think I ever had this logic bone; runs in the family to do rather silly things over and over again, just because we can :’)
Sorry I realise my comment is more than a month later than this was posted, but I’ve just started blogging, saw you on the freshly pressed, found this hilarious and so subscribing
Thank you so much! Your comments are always appreciated!!
I can totally relate to this, I think I was born without one. Great post!!
Thanks so much!
Engineering breakthrough; enables users to be in a thousand places at once (hard core users, anyway) without actually having to leave the bathroom, or the kitchen – my favourite spot for hanging the screen AND the pc! Thus no actual dating may take place ..what a relief!
amusing and useful !
Happy to have helped.
How funny! I really needed to read this today. Yesterday, my girlfriend was making cornbread for dinner except at 5:45 PM she discovered she didn’t have any cornmeal. So I went to the store for her, bought the cornmeal and brought it home. She had all the ingredients measured out, made the cornbread, put it in the oven and as it is baking she cries out, “OH NO!” from the kitchen. “What happened?” I ask. “I left out the cornmeal!” Now I know why she did that. Obviously a broken logic bone.
Congratulations on being F.P.
Thanks! Your girlfriend sounds like someone I would like a lot.
Great article! If you continue writing like this, you end up publishing a book…!
LOVED IT!!
I hope so! That’s the dream! Thank you!
you my friend, have gained yourself a new fan
Yay!! Welcome new fan!!!
Ditto! lol
You are in good company.
Fabulous! I think I broke my logic bone too.. This is such a good blog. A bit crazy but whatever: it’s like you are posting my thoughts! This is so like my thoughts and personality! I am reading this blog for the 1st time but I just know this is a blog like mine.. even though my blog is Dutch
Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed it! Dutch, English, Spanish, French, whatever we all need a laugh, you know?
All my life I’ve been wondering just what the hell is wrong with me and now I know why. I too have a broken logic bone. The failed relationships, awkward moments with my co-workers….It all makes sense now.
Yep, when I figured this out it was like a literal light-bulb going off in my brain.
I enjoyed your post so much – I love the way you write. I have decided that when I do things I know are bad for me, I call it a Giraffe Moment. I thought it was only when I couldn’t remember what I was going to say next, but now I see it has affected my logic bone as well. After 40 years of Rheumatoid Arthritis, I now see that not only is my logic bone broken, but the joints around it are also in tough shape. I will definitely mention your blog in my RA blog – we all need the human and humorous angle to what is happening in our lives.
Thank you so much! It means a lot to me that you found this funny. Feel free to use this post in your RA blog- I hope it brings laughs.
I’m new to your blog and I love it!! new subby here
Thanks for visiting! Glad you liked it!
Loved it!
Thanks! It loves you back!
I really enjoyed reading this. It was great. Really funny… Talented writer. Im new on wordpress and i have a couple posts… maybe u guys could check them out and tell me what you think ? id really LOVE that..
Thanks http://mylifeinablg.wordpress.com/
Welcome to wordpress!! I absolutely love it and hope you will too!
thanks for the reply, girl.
as fate would have it, my post last night was semi-serious with comic overtones. but normally humor wins out. i did a 4-part series called “adrift” about a gay cruise we took, that got a lot of attention. (it was published in a few places). i’m also featured in a weekly medical e-magazine, (on the days that i write a medical related piece). i’d value your opinion sometime. (if you ever have the time between answering all of these comments, and of course writing your own excellent stuff)……
http://www.observationsbydavidk.com
Thanks! I occasionally write serious-ish posts as well. You never know what will resonate with people the most, so you just have to stay true to what you want to write.
I loved it. The “logic bone” reminds me of this poem by Rumi:
The men of reason walk on wooden legs
Wooden legs do not bend.
(my translation)
means: don’t look for reason; don’t look for logic. Logic is like a wooden leg that can’t easily be bend, can’t be flexible. Of course, it would break if you try to walk with them in the long path of life. So, live the life with passion and do make silly mistakes.
I loved this! Thank you so much for sharing it!
i found your blog on wordpress, while looking for other funny people like me. congratulations, you’re witty, bright and highly entertaining.
i also admire how many followers you have. i am a fledgling blogger, and fancy myself to be a guy with not much of a logic bone, but perhaps a huge………wait for it……..funny bone. (what did you think i was going to say?). it seems like you could “riff” on any topic. my site has a couple of doozies. i’d love to see your take on them. take a look for inspirational ideas……
http://www.observationsbydavidk.com
keep up the good work. very fun stuff.
david
David- trust me, I haven’t always had this many subscribers, just keep blogging and writing things you think are funny and the subscribes will come. Blogging is like Field of Dreams in that way.
Awesome post!
I read some of your other posts as well, and I found them equally humorous (if not more). I actually shared this post on facebook, and some of my friends have loved it as much as I did. I, thus, got you some extra traffic!
Thank you kindly! I appreciate you sharing this post!!!!
It is the first time that i read the post from freshly pressed, fortunately, I read yours and love your writing style very much.:)
My sisters, and a cousin have the same situation as you, so i can understand that feeling. I always blame this situation to the switch of the brain. I think it is born to be and it is related to genetic problems.
Good to know I can blame my parents.
you are putting all the logic by writing that you broke your logic bone…!
Don’t you just love the irony?
Hmmm, this is very interesting. I wonder if a logic bone can just be sprained? I think that has happened to me on several occasions!
Sure it can! I mean, if it can be broken, it can be sprained.
This blog is so cool
Thank you! My blog thinks you’re cool too.
Congrats on being freshly pressed!
I am so glad you are getting the recognition, I’ve loved your blog for a year!
Thank you! I’m so glad you like the blog! It means a lot to me.
[...] I Think I Broke My Logic Bone by girlonthecontrary [...]
Very beautiful, your mind and your writing style too…
Thanks to the awareness; day after day and bit by bit we could certainly be able to control our self better and better;
But most of people have many bones broken with no chance to rectify; because they don’t now and don’t care to now their fails and weakness… so you are in the best…
Thanks! Good to know I’m not a lost cause.
congrats on beeing freshly pressed
Supper funny post! Great job.
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it!
Today I wrote my first blog! found your blog on Freshly pressed! Nice blog Girl!
Somehow it encourages me to login often
Good! You should definitely blog as much as you have time for, it’s a blast!
Hey, enjoyed reading your post. And finally I got my answer why I do stupid stupid things sometimes.
I’m so happy I could help!
It’s really funny….i love this.
Thank you! I’m glad you liked it!
Look who just made it on FP’d by breaking her logic bone. Nicely done!
Thanks! I’m so thrilled!
Its strange u found the answer in the mere skeleton but interesting nonetheless!!!
I don´t think my logic bone is broken, I think I was born without it.
Hmmmm, in my professional medical opinion, that is entirely possible. Who knows?
amazing info
[...] Apart from being 4 teeth short after having all my wisdom teeth removed, I realize that I am 2 ‘functional’ bones short too – 1) I am missing a funny bone and 2) I have a broken logic bone. [...]
I think after I broke mine it healed back crooked. That’s why I’ve lost my filter sometimes when I speak or write a little too aggressively. I really like your post. Made me smile.
I’m so glad! And don’t worry, we all have trouble with the verbal filter sometimes.
Terrific article. I suffer from ‘fuzzy logic’… so perhaps I’ve just got a fracture…
Or maybe just a sprain….
Be A Lifehacker,
I wandered to your blog from Freshly Pressed (congrats!) and have really enjoyed reading your posts because your writing is witty and hysterical! I especially like the “Flirtation Failures” ones because I can totally relate to them (spinsters unite!).
I hope that you won’t ever break your funny bone and just keep on writing. Thanks for the laughs!
I’m so glad you like reading my blog! Especially for liking Flirtation Failure posts because those are near and dear to my heart.
Wow!! I just realized I probably never had the logic bone. Man, have I made a lot of stupid stupid decisions…yet again..its one of the best missing bones I have got…Great great writing…!!!
Neha
Thank you so much! It sounds like we’re in the same boat!
I love this. It sounds just like me but I think I broke my right brain side too. The creative side.
Thanks for loving this!
Wow. A broken logic bone & right brain…that explains it all! Thank you both so much for helping with my self-diagnosis.
So glad I could help!
Cute Post – I wonder if there is a crazy bone, being that we all have funny bones, we must have crazy ones too! But then again, some might have more crazy bones than others…..
La Chica Organica
I’m sure we have a crazy bone! Mostly because I have a very large crazy bone.
Love your writing style—and I can empathize with your condition. I read this and thought, “Of course! Finally, an explanation for my bizarre decisions!”
Hey! Dont worry, half the people out there(me included) have a broken logic bone
Great post
Thanks! Glad we are all in this together.
Very clever! Congrats on FP. I’ve always had an over-active logic bone, preventing me from doing all kinds of the ‘fun’ things my friends did/do because I couldn’t help thinking how stupid it was. And then, every once in a while, the darn thing gets suddenly dislocated and…whoops!…I do the stupidest things ever. Like putting the expensive camera in the bottom of my backpack on a rainy tropical hike…dumb! Or eating half a bag of chips for dinner instead of real food.
Are you saying a bag of chips isn’t a real dinner??? I guess my logic bone is broken when it comes to that too.
Thanks for reading!
My broken logic bone gets re-broke every morning I commute to work, when I become Evil Kenevil on a road bike. No distance between a car and the curb is too narrow for my wheels, but the side-view mirror that tags me in the chest is.
Luckily, I work at a hospital and they’ve gotten to know my logic bone quite well.
Yikes! It’s a very good thing you work at a hospital. Thanks for reading!
Very nice to read !
I guess somehow we all share this broken logic bone!
I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
Fabulously funny post. I was thoroughly enjoying it from an outsider point of view until I got to the bangs paragraph and realized I must have, at the very least, a logic sprain.
Trust me, it happens to the best of people. I’m sure your sprain will heal quickly.
Hilarious, and I love your writing style.
Looking for your logic bone? I think I have a solution. I own a philosophy blog called Blazing Truth, and it’s all about reason and truth. In particular, there’s a few posts on types of reasoning, I think you’ll find those particularly useful. Keep doing what you do best, and you’ve got my support!
http://blazingtruth.com
Thank you for your time,
D
Thanks! But to be honest, I really enjoy the nonsens of it all.
I wonder if many of my friends were even born with a logic bone in the first place, myself included. I wonder if stem cell replacement therapy would help?
I couldn’t tell you. I don’t think there is a cure at all but at this point, I’m just enjoying the ride.
The title got me in … and I am glad it did. Smiled (or laughed), knowingly, all the way through!!
The logic bone is very deceptive you know … we – well, I often think and feel as if the break has healed, knitted, and strengthened the bone. When you feel that … BEWARE!!!
Good to know, I’ll watch out for that.
Ha! great post.
I loved this.
It loves you back.
Wonder which doctor would specialize in fixing the logic bone? I know it isn’t the ortho doc. I’ve asked. My logic bone gets me in trouble daily! Glad I’m not the only one! I was beginning to think I was.
Not at all, there are loads of us out there.
Thankfully, mine has healed properly but I now plenty of people who are not as lucky. Great post.
Thanks! You are very lucky indeed.
Small world! People may be living millions of miles away but they go thru the same situations in everyday life, as I see. Great post. It makes my day to know that I’m not the only one with a broken logic bone.
Nope, there are lots of us out there with broken logic bones. It sounds scary but I actually take comfort in it.
Thanks for reading!
Hmmmmm, one of the first things you have to do to fix that broken logic bone is locate it! My human’s Missus gave me a fairly good idea where to start looking….I overheard her talking to another gal about how what this one particular man thinks with is located behind his fly and I believe I heard bone or some variation used in the next phrase or two. I’d try checking that region first. And, don’t worry! You may have a whole new career awaiting! It seems all politicians suffer from broken logic bones, some evidently from a congenital defect – they were born without one. Think about it, they have trouble breaking certain email habits, can’t tell the truth even though they know they’ll get caught. Yep I bet you get elected in no time.
Sandy
http://www.sandysays1.wordpress.com
PS Your post is hilarious!
Thanks! But no worries, I don’t plan on ever running for office.
Haha, very cute. I think we all suffer from this from time to time- but more complex issues, like why we keep going back to the same guy who´s hurt us, etc. Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Thanks! You’re totally correct in saying the broken logic bone can hurt us in deeper ways- hopefully we figure out a way to repair it before that happens.
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I love this! And I can definitely relate to the ice cream part. I love ice cream and I have to have a little at the end of the day. NO. MATTER. WHAT.
Ice cream is everything.
Thanks for reading!
I think we may be related. The broken logic bone may be a result of some sort of genetic thingamajig. A condition that weakens the bone from the inside out. If I ever have kids they are so screwed!
Enjoyed your post and am happy to have discovered your blog!
Thanks for reading!! My future kids are totally screwed too, but if they ever ask me about it I’m going to tell them to blame their grandparents.
It seems you’ve probably answered the questions to many! haha
Great post, and congratulations for being Freshly Pressed.
Thanks for reading!!!
It seems as though this is the case for many people out there, so don’t beat yourself up about it. I’m pretty sure shattered logic bones just come as a result of having busy lives and too many things to think about.
Great post, I enjoyed it.
Thanks! And don’t worry, I am definitely not beating myself up about it.
this post is ridiculously funny, thanks for the laugh =)
Happy to do it! Thanks for reading!
If that’s so then i think i may have been born without a logic bone!
It’s a lot more common than people realize.
Haha!
Is the I-know-I’ll-regret-this-but-do-it-anyway ligament connected to the logic bone?
Funny post. Especially like the bangs. Keep trying. They’ll work at some point.
Thanks! I’m pretty sure that ligament is attached to the logic bone.
Sounds shockingly familiar. How does one break the bone of logic? I like the way it’s healed all wrong. Human fallibility win.
Great post and endearing comments. Good blog! I look forward to reading your other posts.
Thanks so much! It is much appreciated!
Hahaha… Very funny. That expalins it, I may also have that broken logic bone along with a few people that I know.
Happens to the best of us! Thanks for reading!
Delightful !!! Really creative. Keep it going.
I love writing such humor too and it’s so great to read your work.
Thank you! I appreciate it!
Rather interesting! Was searching for the “logic bone” in that skeleton (image)
Thanks! I haven’t been able to find it yet.
wow you have a lot of comments… good job…
Thanks! It’s really exciting!
Very cute…I located your funny bone….
spread the humor: charlywalker.wordpress.com
Thanks! Glad you enjoyed it.
It took me until now (I’m 38) to figure out that I can’t mix red meat and dairy. Never could. So no, I can’t have steak for dinner and ice cream for dessert. You’d think that would be a fairly simple learning curve (steak+ice cream=hours of misery), but it took me until around last year to figure it out. And actually stop doing it.
I think we’ve all injured our logic bones in some way. I blame Youtube. (There has to be SOMEONE to blame, right?)
YouTube is a perfect scapegoat!
I thoroughly enjoyed that-you have a great style!
i loved your post. “broken logic bone”- very creative.
Thanks! Glad you liked it!
Too Cute….I often feel that way or as if I never had logic in the first place…just instead one big stinking heart bleeding all over the place….lol
Ah yes, I too suffer from a bleeding heart.
Freshly Pressed again! Thoroughly deserved, congratulations! Surely WordPress need to do this on a weekly basis or something.
Thanks friend!! It was a very happy surprise.
Start to start reinforcing the bones
How does one reinforce the bones? Is there a supplement I could take?
Broken logic bone yeh! I think I have it too. I’m trying to write my thesis paper but I’m not even getting anywhere near. Every time I’m postponing it doing something else. I KNOW it’s wrong but I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I think I have broken my logic bone too… by the way I must admit that this is so hilarious… I like the way you put humor and problems together.
Thank you! I’m glad you enjoyed it. Good luck on your thesis!!
very funny, well laid out though, makes me think of all the silly things i do, like parking in the same spot every day, next to my house, but bird droppings every now n again, on any car in that spot. Till one day my drop dead gorgeous neighbour says, when will u learn, why do u keep parking there, just for convenience? Its the last time i parked there, as i now knew i had lost the chance of a coffee date with him, i proved i will mess his sports car for convenience.
No worries, if that’s all it took to convince him not to ask you out, then he’s not worth it. I personally think that parking in the same bird danger zone makes for a hilarious story.
A good one!! Biologic…al haan…!!
Yuck. I was eating my dinner when I read the vomit part. But this is a great post! Thanks for the laugh! Hahaha! I’m gonna share this to my friends right away! Now we know why regrets always come later!
Whoops! Sorry! But I’m glad you end up liking it!
Loved it… super cool read!
Thanks!!! I’m glad you liked it!
How about a sprained logic muscle… can it be an alternate wen the logic bone malfunctions??
at least we know whats broken…
Hmmm, I hadn’t thought about the muscle. To be honest, I’m not all the good at anatomy.
Hahaha great post! (Also, you have a great blog banner)
Thanks so much!!!
My brother does dumb stuff, now i know why, thanks.
Happy to help!
I think I have mine broken too. I would love to fix it, only I don’t know where it is exactly.
I’m still trying to figure it out myself.
Had to read this to my bf.
“I could literally be throwing up but I will take a break from vomiting to eat that ice cream I promised myself.”
I feel exactly the same way about ice cream. Hilarious!
Thanks! It’s a real comfort to know I’m not alone in my ice cream obsession.
interesting
Thanks!
Thank you for the humor and for diagnosing a problem I’ve had since I was born. Actually since I tried to come into the world feet first, I think my logic bone never fully developed…was in great need of a laugh and this filled my need. Thank you again!
I’m so glad it made you laughed!!! Thanks for reading!
Wow this was a nice and humorous post.. Nice concept.. I was wondering why I always repeat doing things which are pointless.. looks like that not only you, but most of us are facing the same problem of broken Logic Bone.. he he..
It’s nice to know I’m in good company.
Ha! Hilarious! Logic can now surely be defeated by Ice Cream!
I would choose ice cream over logic any day.
Well, I guess this doesn’t really happen to me that often. I have too many snarky voices in my head. If one fails, ten others spring to attention. I don’t even get a chance.
Yeah but that’s awesome because you totally have a B-team logic bone! When your A-team fails, B-team is up to the challenge. You’re lucky!
Oh broken logic bones. I can relate. Me, who ridicules people who try to present arguments that are illogical, can so relate to all of these except the skirt issue, and I’m sure I could find one to compare!
It happens to all of us! No worries!
I’m not certain that I even have a logic bone. I KNOW I have a very poorly functioning verbal filter. Loved this entry!
Oh yes, I am working on trying to strengthen my verbal filter, that thing has gotten me in trouble so many times.
seriously funny….I love your just being you and doing you way of living. we could use more of this actually!!
Thanks! I certainly get a kick out of life.
Thanks for the laugh!
Personally, I think you’re lucky because you at least once HAD a fully functioning logic bone. I, on the other hand, was born with a Y chromosome in the place where a logic bone would otherwise be. Those of us with such an affliction (roughly half the population as I understand it) will never know the joy of being able to use reason when faced with decisions about having a bowl of cereal or a glass of beer for breakfast.
Congrats on being freshly pressed! It’s a great blog. Enjoy the ride!
Thanks so much! I appreciate it!!
I too have the broken logic bone when it comes to food. I can’t eat salad in winter because it’s cold but I need to drink cold water because other temperatures of water doesn’t taste as good as cold. In summer, I still need to sleep with the blanket on. I think my logic bone is at the end of its wits.
Maybe give your logic a break. It sounds like it needs a rest.
think of your clothing as less of a washing error and more an experimentation resulting in a refined color pallet.
Yeah, next time it happens, I’ll just say it was for fashion.
i enjoyed reading this, very funny! i like your humor
Thanks! My humor appreciates it!
glad i read your blog because i totally do the same things! I made myself sick eating a lot of mangoes! I now know why the broken logic bone.
Yep. Sounds like a broken logic bone to me.
Omg, I totally get your broken logic bone thing. I keep eating doughnuts when I know the sweetness will inevitably sicken me until I pour back out in the toilet bowl! Great post
It happens to us all I think. Thanks for reading!
I enjoyed reading this post about the broken logic bone.
It reminds me of the silly things I keep doing. They become weird habits.
I guess it’s like that movie Benny and Joon.
But I’m not walking 500 miles.
I guess we all got weird, quirky habits that make sense only to us.
It’s like we are mentally challenged but not entirely, just selectively.
The breaking of logic bone may very well be the precise explanation for why
intelligent people do silly things. The only other explanations would be drugs or lack of sleep.
Well, I’m not on drugs and I usually get about 8 hours of sleep so my logic bone being broken is the only reasonable answer. : ) Thanks for reading!!!
Sadly, my logic bone is also broken.
This post really spoke to me because I am taking anatomy and physiology this summer and have been looking at pictures similar to this one for over 5 weeks now.
Haha! Glad it looked familiar. Good luck in your courses and remember to label the logic bone correctly!
Great post! I think I broke my logic bone too! For reals
It’s much more common than people realize. Thanks for reading!
So glad I found your blog! I can totally relate. Except for the melon. I’m allergic. Well maybe I can relate…even though I’m allergic to melon I continue to eat it until the itch in my mouth is unbearable. I clearly have a broken logic bone as well..I just didn’t know the term. Is there a support group??!
Not yet but I definitely think we should start one.
When you are much older than you are now, happenings such as you write about are called “brain farts.” Entertaining post.
Thank you! At what age do I start referring to my lack of logic as “brain farts”? I don’t want to start too soon but I also don’t want to wait to long.
Some days, I’m not sure my logic bone ever healed, I know my funny bone hasn’t. Thank you for this.
Anytime. Thanks for reading!!
Well, life would be boring if you have not encountered those stupid things. It gives us spices. This will give our life interesting and more challenging.
Very true. Thanks for reading!
I’ve been proud to tell people that I’ve never broken a bone before in my life…until you brought up this idea of a logic bone which I have CLEARLY broken a long time ago. Thanks!!
)
I have to say, breaking a logic bone is a lot less painful than breaking any other bone.
hahaha I’m only half that bad, but I have a whole nother half too
Two halves make a whole as they say.
Hello girlonthecontrary! I just stumbled across your blog by accident, and I am soooo glad I did.
*shakes head while snickering*
Broken logic bone.
Too funny.
Thanks for visiting!!! I appreciate it!
I believe I may be suffering from a similar condition. I broke my humility bone so I surgically replaced it with an artificial narcissism bone.
I believe I may be suffering from a similar condition. I broke my humility bone so I surgically replaced it with an artificial narcissism bone.
Amazing! Thanks for reading!
Finally — a diagnosis. Now I know why I admire Mr. Spock so much.
I’m here to help.
I Loved the Logical Bone
…haha i love wearing skirts too 
and i do the same with it ! 
..lol
Nice post
Thank you for reading!!
I am but a few days away from my fifty-eighth birthday and you, my dear girl, have finally correctly diagnosed my malady. Apparently, I have broken and re-broken my logic bone many times over. Or I’m becoming senile. Or…now I forgot what I was talking about…
Definitely not senile. No fear, it’s a simple case of broken logic bone. Happy early birthday!!!
If anyone has a more broken logic bone than you, it’d be me. I just read your entire article upwards, paragraph last, paragraph second last, …, paragraph1st.
I don’t know how that happened, but it must have been because I scrolled down too far and didn’t bother reading from top to bottom.
That could be the coolest way to read a blog I have ever heard of.
THAT was awesome.
Thanks! YOU are awesome.
You must possess a certain amount of logic in order to realize you broke your logic bone. It is just more fun to be illogical.
True that! I think I’ll keep going with the anti-logic theme of my life.
really enjoy this logic post
. thx
I try my best, thanks!
Judging by the poor quality of the above X-ray, its difficult to determine the extent of your fracture. Your bangs issue would indicate a hairline fracture, though clearly you, ice-cream and/or melon don’t mix which would indicate a compound fracture. The skirt getting caught in the door issue points towards a closed fracture, but then the mixing whites and colours, a spiral fracture. It’s difficult to tell. Probably best not to worry too much about it as you could cause a further stress fracture. Just be thankfully that your funny bone it still intact. Definitely no issues there.
Thanks! Except now I’m really worried about all my fractures- I had no idea how extensive this problem was!
very funny, clear diagnosis, luv the angle u took.
Thanks! I try my best!
This is amazing. I guess I don”t have to berate anymoremyself when i do anything wrong cos somehow, we all have got something broken.
That’s true, and the logic bone is the least painful bone to break I think.
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You are a genius! Thanks!
Haha..Love your theory as it may explain some of my “backwards” decisions in the past. I think I broke my logic bone years ago and although it may have healed somewhat since then, I think it healed crooked!
Happens to the best of us!
This just made my day! Thank you!
I’m glad it made your day! Thanks for reading!!
According to my personality profile on “Please Understand Me II”, logic is an option. That’s so true. I’d much rather be whimsical than logical.
Whoa. Logic is an option?! Who knew? Now that I know I could choose to be logical I think I’ll stick with my nonsense. I have a deep fondness for nonsense.
After being thoroughly amused and enlightened by your new take on logic, i have a deduction of my own. This malfunction or in many cases absence of logic (including myself), has got to be a girl thing! Why us women end up doing what we do and then we brilliantly come up with the most absurd explanations and justifications! Because heck we are always right! From now on ill take pride in the fact that God blessed our side of the human race with something special. The ability to create crazy, illogical logic for every bit of our lives. Beat that you men folk
Girl power!!! In your face men!
Thanks for reading!
Having studied philosophy I’m somewhat acquainted with the trappings of logic but I was not able to fix my logic bone either but I found out why…in my case it’s connected to my stupid bone. So I’ve learned to love being stupid. I embrace it now and I have a talent for it that I never would have discovered had i not broken my logic bone during my escape. Don’t know why but I love you. I like your type. So, congratulations on breaking your logic bone. Most people never develop enough courage. David Byrne may have said it best: “stop making sense” and then just say “fuck it” I know how this feels and it hasn’t killed me yet. That’s all i got. I think you’re funny and somehow I “know” you’re cute and ultra talented but I can’t support my hypthesis logically….but you wouldn’t believe me if I could anyway. I trust you. World Peace…it’s gonna happen…I can hear logic bones snapping all over the world…
This may be one of my favorite comments on the day, and not just because it was extreme flattering. Ok, maybe because it was extremely flattering, but also because you referenced World Peace.
I was right…you are cute. Ironically, I think that the logic bone is connected to the funny bone but only when it’s broken…have fun and if your logic bone starts to exhibit signs of healing drink lots of wine, smoke week and stayaway from all therapists…calll a funny friend in the morning….
Ah yes, wine is a classic remedy.
I know a good surgeon in Vancouver who specializes in logic bone transplants. Unfortunately, it’s a package deal and comes with a “I’m not too old to do that” joint, but you’ll learn to live with it, albeit painfully.
Wow! You have great doctors in Vancouver!
Interesting post!
I can definitely identify with your point about bangs. I had bangs for 20 years and they always looked terrible. I finally grew them out last year. My mom had wanted them gone for years anyway, but she was also the first to yell “What did you do to your hair?” when I came in with them pinned up. To top it all off, bangs were hot that year! Maybe the whole human race has a broken logic bone?
I know, the bangs thing gets me every time. It’s so crazy but I keep going down that road again and again.
)))
You are lucky to have your logic bone broken. You should meet my friend. His logic bone is also broken and has done himself and made me do so many illogical things. I like them, without them, my Life would be less exciting…
This is true. Thanks for reading!
Actually, I think that the logic bone is a recessive trait. You may just be born without one in the first place.
Aha! So I can blame my parents for this?
So, there is no logic between ice-cream and logic!?
When it comes to ice cream- no rules apply.
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I think I have the same problem, I must have broken my logic bone at sometime in my childhood.
I tend to do dumb stuff like go to bed at 1am despite the fact I have college the next morning and have to be up at 6am.
No worries, that’s a fundamental part of the college experience.
This is great! For a moment, I thought you were writing about me! So much so, that I had to read this post aloud to my husband, who then proceeded to tell me that was 100% me – minus, perhaps the skirt thing because I don’t wear skirts too often (though when I do, I do tend to get a part stuck….)
Great post, and congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Thanks so much! It’s nice to know I’m not the only one this applies to.
awesome post! i do the skirt thing often! quite impatient. I can eat something delicious over and over again, no matter how many times it makes me sick. Here I thought I was the only one that had a broken logic bone
Nope, we are all in this together!
I love your broken logic bone theory! I am definitely blaming it the next time things don’t quite add up
Great post to crack me on a horribly pms-ed day! Thanks.
Yay! I’m so glad I could make you laugh when you are pms-ing. As a fellow girl, I know how rough that can be.
your logic walks with a limp. Loved that.
Thanks! I appreciate it!
Isn’t there an iPhone o iPad application for an artificial logic bone? You should get the app. Although it was rated half a star…
Alas, I don’t have an iPhone or an iPad. Guess I’ll just have to make do.
Alas, I don’t have an iPad or an iPhone. Guess I will just have to suffer through.
sigh. now that you mention it, i think i broke mine too!
It’s ok. We are all in this together!
Sadly, I was born without a logic bone. Instead, I have some bendy cartilage where the bone should be, but I have learned to make do with a piece of string, a cap from an old beer bottle, and three gym socks.
Great post,
Craig
Thanks! I’m jealous you Macgyver’d a logic bone for yourself.
Lol and I always that I was just too impatient!
Perhaps impatience is a symptom of a broken logic bone.
I love the title of your post! It’s so creative! The part about eating ice cream as a treat for the end of the day is definitely true, I do that all the time!
I just started a new blog called Logic Meets Reason and I would greatly appreciate it if I could share my link: http://www.logicmeetsreason.wordpress.com as a comment since we’re both girls talking about logic and life I thought it would be relevant lol!
Great job again! I look forward to reading more of your posts!
Thanks I’m glad you enjoyed it. Good luck with the blog!
Thank you so much!
One word: LOL. Twas a very logical observation for someone who’s lost their ‘logic bone’. P.S: What are ‘bangs’?
I believe some people refer to bangs as “fringe”. Thanks for laughing!
I’m so much more wiser now. I could so relate to the water melon bit. Ah! to think it was all because of that broken logic bone. Where do you thik it was in the first place? Loved reading this:-)
Thanks! I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
Thank you!
For years I have been suffering from a break of the logic bone and never knew.
I (and the people around me) always assumed I was just stupid but now your blog has made me see the light!
People will still think I’m stupid though.
This is very well written and entertaining.
Caroline Mortimer
Thank you so much!! If anyone ever accuses you of being stupid, just send them to this post.
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I have the same problem with ice cream! I eat it even when its freezing or I’m out in the rain. Must be mybroken logic bone!
You have wriiten a brilliant post.
Thank you so much. Although, upon further consideration, I think eating ice cream at ridiculous times has less to do with my broken logic bone and more to do with deliciousness.
Uhm, very nice… girl, your idea is great !
Thank you!
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this is great! thanks for adding a little humor to what most people are lacking..their logic bones!
I try to add humor in everything. It is surprisingly bitter when added to cooking however….
This is an AWESOME post. Loves it. Congrats on FP!
This post love you back! Thanks!!!
Great post, thank you for the smiles! I have to say my logic bone has been broken for quite some time as well
Thank you for reading!!! Those of us with broken logic bones have to stick together.
Haha. This is neat! Good job.
Thanks very much for reading!
This was a great post! I am the same way with the treat after a long day!! I will push myself to enjoy it, even if it hurts! Congrats on being Freshly Pressed!
Thank you so much! Have a treat today!
I think it is necessary for someone to point out that, contrary to poular belief, there is not an epedemic of broken logic bones. I have two primary reasons for asserting this : 1. There are no drug companies dashing to patent expensive theraputic remedies. 2. I’ve seen hardly any women rip their skirts when alighting from cars.
I am, of course, willing to reasses my position if sufficient new evidence becomes available.
I can agree with your first point. The second, however, I am going to have to refute with the very large alterations bill I just had to pay to have many of my skirts repaired. Unless it’s just me…..
Okay so is it kind of a spoof on other people like that; as far as your title? In my school years I was told that if you do not have a lot of time to read than reading a title then skimming the first sentence or two of each paragraph is an ok thing to do. I am just really busy right now. It is almost 1pm on Friday afternoon and my son gets off of the summer camp bus at 4:45 and I have to pick him up. Then I have to make him and I dinner.In between now and then I have to clean my apartment, feed myself, shower and I wanted to get a bike ride and maybe a swim in at the public pool. On top of that I am feeling distracted so I am a little frustrated. Congratulations on being freshly pressed.
No, I definitely think my logic bone is broken, but in a really funny and light way. I’m just having a little fun.
I hope your day calms down and that it’s a good one!!!
I usually blame my underdeveloped wisdom tooth for my stupidities but broken logic bone sounds good too ;D
Adorable post!!!
Thanks! Maybe the logic bone is connected to the wisdom teeth bone. (I wasn’t very good at anatomy.)
I have felt that way before as far as your title. I did not read what you wrote here, but it is a very very depressing way to feel. Cheer up.
Thanks for the well wishes, but you might want to read my post first…….
HAHA! This makes perfect sense.. I will have to tell my boyfriend the reason I do the things I do is I broke my logic bone! I finally have an excuse thanks to you =) Wonderful Blog! Love it!
Thank you so much! If he doesn’t buy it, then maybe his logic bone is broken too.
I love this. I think I am going to borrow the idea.
Feel free to borrow.
I’ve never heard of anyone ODing on fruit before but keep away from oranges… look what happening in The Godfather movies whenever they were around.
I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks!!!
I love your blog post!
Cheers
Niconica
http://niconica.wordpress.com
Thanks!! If logic bones have expiration dates, then I’m afraid mine has been bad for quite some time.
very funny. i think i might have the same problem ::)
I bet you do. It’s a lot more common than people think.
Thanks for helping me find a diagnosis; I thought it was just menopause. Adorable post and congrats on FP!
Thank you so much!!! I’m afraid I can’t use the menopause excuse yet so I had to come up with something new.
Rene….I need your web address at wordpress. Can’t get through!
Thanks, Charlywalker
Really enjoyed this post…I can so relate! I may have been born without a logic bone!
Seriously, it’s time we all band together and start a support group.
Thanks for reading!
I think rebellious spontaneous acts are cool. I am more worried about acts of stupidity generated through proper deliberation.
Good point. Luckily for me, I rarely use proper deliberation.
I wanted to like it but I can’t find the “like” button…. guess I broke my logic bone too
Happens to the best of us.
Thanks so much for this post. I really loved the visual aide you gave us!! It’s going to help me study!
Glad to be of service!
A nice cane WILL suffice and thanks to your broken logic bone, all kindred can now make sense of broken logic. okay, what?
I so can dig it.
Thanks for the write “)
Thanks for digging it!
Well, I have to say that it sounds all very logical to me. I think that you are suffering from an a cute, get it a cute . . . never mind . . . case of pseudo logilistical explanationitis! Because the logic bone is connected to the funny bone which we all know we all have and the two cannot be fractured or broken. Does this make any sense? If not take two servings of Chunky Monkey and call Dr. Bluebell in the morning!
Great post. J.
Thankfully, Dr. Bluebell makes house calls.
Thanks for reading!!!!
This was such a great read!!!! so funny and honest! Loved it!
Yay! I’m so glad you enjoyed it!
Maybe try an attractive cane (for the limp). If nothing else, you can use it to hit your car, smack your beautician, beat a watermelon etc until you feel slightly better.
Excellent suggestion! I’m going cane shopping right now!
Freshly Pressed! Go you! Funny as always muchachas. I think that’s a Spanish thing.
Thanks Muchacho!! (I think thats the male version of what you said. )
Awesome post. Haha.
Thanks very much!
Count me in, i think my logic bone’s as broken as a right angle (get it? no… i don’t either!) I have all these schedules made up in my head to do stuff, systematically, too, but at the end i’m actually doing everything backwards. Like showering *before* cleaning my room. or chowing down a tub of ice cream before dinner.. actually.. that’s perfectly alright..!
You’re just living life contrary-wise, which makes us sisters I believe.
I never got wisdom teeth, so it makes sense that maybe I was born without a logic bone.
Ah, but you see, making sense out of things is pretty logical. It’s a difficult malady to diagnose.
Haha
liked it a lot! 
Thanks! I like you for liking it.
Congratulations on being so Logically Pressed, oops, I mean on being Freshly Pressed. Nice post, I enjoyed it.
Have a great day!
Mr. Brick
Thank you!!! It is much appreciated!
So, if I see a woman with unflattering bangs and a torn skirt, holding an ice cream cone and melon while dry-heaving, I’ll be sure to say hello and tell her “excellent post.”
Yep. That would be me.
Thanks!
I just made a white bra grey blue by washing anything with anything LOL You do not walk alone… not even sure I grew a logic bone… love this!
Perhaps we should start a support group.
Thanks for reading!
Ok, maybe your logic bone isn’t working. After all this post is fairly logical. And, you don’t have ill-advised adventure due to lack of logic. For instance, you probably would go back in the house after your cell phone when starting out on a journey (ok, you may not have left it in the house in the first place.) Me, I think I was born without the logic bone, or what little bit I had was torn out with the birth of my children, especially the two that came at the same time. Because, I will head for town (an hour away), get all situated in the car and realize I’ve forgotten my phone (which by the way I have for emergencies on the road). Do I get out of the car and go get it? No, I serenely drive away, sure I won’t need the phone. And, I almost always do. Not necessarily because of an emergency, but just because. Still, the next time I leave the phone in the house, it will most likely stay there. Fun post, glad I found it. ~Nita
Thanks for visiting! I actually frequently forget my phone and I do usually leave it behind- it’s actually kind of liberating. But later, when I have 20 angry messages, it feels less liberating.
I love this excuse! I wonder if my teachers will fall for it the next time I neglect to complete a history paper…
If they don’t accept it, then they are ignoring medical fact and should no longer be allowed to teach.
How in the world did you discover this malady? It would be illogical to assume you discovered this on your own, was ita visit to Dr. logic? Please give me his/her number as I probably have been infected as well. Congatulations on being Freshly Pressed and I love the illogical humor! I’ll be back
Thanks! It is very much appreciated!
I actually did discover this on my own, but I had a lot of help from my very logical scientist Father who I believe once remarked that my logic might be broken.
I think you may be on to something! Given the state of the world I’d say broken logic bones are an epidemic.
True story. The Broken Logic Bone plague is taking over the world!
This totally explains everything!
My goal in life is to explain everything. But also to make it funny.
So there is a name for this.
There sure is. I don’t know the scientific name because I haven’t made it up yet, so for now we’ll just call it Broken Logic Bone.
I JUST got bangs knowing that my flimsy hair would look ridiculous stringing down my forehead. Knowing better never seems to stop me, so I’ve found a new love for headbands and the phrase “I shouldn’t perform that”
Awesome post!
Thanks! I’ve been down the regrettable bangs highway more times than I would care to admit. Headbands are your friend!
I can so relate. My broken logic bone inspired me to date my ex-husband’s new wife’s ex-husband in the aftermath of my divorce (that crazy story is the latest topic on my blog, in fact…).
Broken logic bone indeed!
But it’s fixed now, thankfully.
Thanks for giving me something to point to as a valid, rational explanation. And I’d totally eat that ice cream I promised myself, too…
WOW. Glad you got it fixed!
Thanks GOTC! Now I know what to tell the Dr’s took look for when I do stupid things.
★★★★★
That’s why I’m here.
One of my favorites of yours! This was great
I know what you mean…I swear, I just was born without a logic bone. Also, I make myself sick from Mac and cheese and I KNOW I shouldn’t eat it because it bothers my stomach but…I made it tonight.
Thanks Cap! Hope that Mac and Cheese didn’t treat you too poorly.
At one point I thought my break had gone through some nature of remission and managed to repair itself. And then I had children. Clearly, my logic bone failed completely and then was amputated in the birthing process because everything since then has been quite illogical
Yeah. I heard babies tear all kinds of stuff while they are shoving their way out of your lady bits. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what happened to your logic.
Eh logic smogic.
Whew I was worried I wasn’t gonna have anything to rhyme with logic.
Technically the skirt probably is not your fault… stupid car doors.
Maybe if they up than to the side we all wouldn;t be left bottomless at Wally Mart.
Good point. Smogic does indeed rhyme with logic. I learned something today.
lol… it looks like most of your logic damage is in the food area anyways… so that’s good. It isn’t like your logic is broken about… poisonous snakes… climbing tall and rickety ladders… going to dangerous neighborhoods in the middle of the night and trying to act tough, etc. A few torn skirts and stomach-aches are a more survivable broken bit of logic than the ‘hey, if Steve Irwin could pick up poisonous snakes, I can too… right?’ broken logic
Well put! My broken logic bone doesn’t seem to be too dangerous. Unless my stomach explodes.
OMG. This solves everything! I’ve been wondering why I do things I know I shouldn’t over and over and over again! Like that delicious sandwhich I JUST ate, with the really crusty bread, that cuts up the roof and floor of my mouth and will hurt for days.
Clearly, this type of fracture is an epidemic.
It is indeed. I wonder if there is a support group??
If there isn’t, maybe we should start one?
I would say yes but that would seem so….logical.
The problem is that it is NOT a bone. It’s an ointment. Just go to the phramacy and stock up.
Oh. Nicely solved.
My broken logic bone leads me to periodically think I can try to date. I am GOOD at single. Single works for me. When I try to change that, I fail miserably (MISERABLY!) and I become very unhappy in the process. And yet, my broken logic bone means that at some point I will decide maybe I should try to meet someone and (gasp) date them.
Why hasn’t the medical field developed adequate screening for this issue?!?
Excellent point. Same with me. Huh, I’ve never thought about it but this is clearly a situation where the broken logic bone strikes again!
They have; it’s called Internet ..
What is this “internet” you speak of??