I worry that you guys might be having a bad day. I worry because I care. So, in order to cheer you up, because I’ve now convinced myself you’re utterly miserable and in definite need of cheer, I thought I would share something my Grammy said a couple weeks ago. Prepare to laugh. Or cringe.
Grammy: Last night, my arm was all broken out in little reddish brown spots, so Popsie (my grandfather aka her husband of almost 58 years) rubbed some medicinal cream on it. He was so gentle, just rubbing my arm back and forth.
My Aunt: Uh, Mom, I think they call that foreplay.
Grammy: Oh honey! We don’t need medicine for that!
***Pause for the entire family bursting into hysterical fits of laughter. ***
Grammy: Y’all think I don’t know about all that. But I know a lot more than you think.
***More family laughter.***
Grammy: Anyway, it turned out the “spots” on my arm were just chocolate.
*** Laughter, laughter, laughter.***
Grammy: Let me finish! The really funny part isn’t that it was chocolate, the funny part is I didn’t even realize it until the next day!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is my Grandmother. See the family resemblance?
Best granny ever! Only if she had a blog to share her greatness with us all
No! If she had a blog, what would I write about???
But do you have her explicit permission to share her thoughts with us? I’m just concerned about her cony rights
You alone have enough own intellectual potential to amuse us all, don’t worry about that 
I do indeed! She loved the attention.
Makes me remember some conversations with my Grandma. We had some doozies!
Grandmas are the best!
this is funny. Def a good laugh!
Thank you!
This is so great — my grandma provides some endless entertainment for my family, too. So glad I came across your blog, I’m definitely a new fan!
Yay! Thank you so much!!
This is fantastic!! Made me laugh out loud! Your grandmother sounds like a lovely lady. Mine on the other hand almost swerved off the road when I asked my mother what 69 meant. Yeah – word of caution – do not ask sex related questions when you have a 70 year-old-woman behind the wheel.
Noted. I’ll make sure and only bring up sex as a topic of discussion when we are safe and sound around the dinner table.
Grammy knows all about that
Apparently, she does.
My grandma only gets that way after a few shots of tequila. It’s always a good time to give her a margarita, pop on a Beatles album, and watch her dance like it’s 1969.
She sounds fabulous!
That is so cute!
She is a cutie-pie. Thanks for reading!
your grams seems like a wonderfuly entertaining woman ::) i miss mine dearly thank you for sharing your with us
My Grammy is always happy to entertain.
that was seriously funny…I wanna be inviuted to all your family gatherings
You are always welcome!!!
Your Grammy seriously Rocks
She does indeed.