Something MAJOR happened this weekend y’all.
I TURNED DOWN COTTON CANDY.
For the very first time in my life, I “just said no” to my personal drug of choice, cotton candy. So, I’m expecting a call of congratulations from Nancy Reagan any day now and also some sort of award named after me at my old elementary school where I passed the D.A.R.E. program with flying colors, I even got a sticker.
Nevertheless, I turned down Cotton Candy. Multiple people offered to buy me some and I still said no. NO.
What’s happening to me?
I’m scared y’all.