I’m A Professional.

So, I have a job that pays me moneys. In fact, and I know this is going to be almost impossible to believe, I am the boss of people. The boss of people.

Let that sink in.

On a recent conference call, I had a client say this:

“It’s like this, our platform is pushing into Facebook from behind and then their platform is pulling out on top of Facebook.”

And then I had to mute the line because I was laughing so hard.

I am a professional who is the boss of people. But, I’m still me.


26 thoughts on “I’m A Professional.

  1. Whoever you were talking to was talking what we would describe in England as “bollocks”. Excuse the language!

    • Haha – yes they were! And feel free to say bollocks in my comments anytime – it’s one of my favorite curses!

  2. This is the best part of my Monday. Seriously. I just came from a Latin exam and read this and my world is instantly brighter.

    • Oh good! That makes me happy. :)

      I would say something in Latin but, alas…..

  3. I would have been so happy that it was a conference call and not a conference room. Because stifling laughter is harder that way. :P

  4. So this is too funny, and it has me stifling laughter in the school library, however I can’t locate a “like” button. This leaves me having to physically type out a comment to tell you I like your post.

    It is a rugged life.

  5. ” It’s just that in High School, knowledge was pretty much frowned upon, you really had to work to learn anything. But here… the energy, the collective intelligence, it’s like this force. This penetrating force.. and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and spurt knowledge into… That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in.” -Willow, BTVS.

  6. If people really listened to what they say the world would be a very different place.


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