Here Is A Thought On A Friday

I went to the dentist this week for the first time in three years. I HAD NO CAVITIES. When they handed me the complimentary toothbrush as I was leaving, I was so tempted to just throw it on the floor like a mic drop. But I didn’t. I wish I had. #regrets

8 thoughts on “Here Is A Thought On A Friday

  1. queenofthelandoftwigsnberries says:

    I am totally stealing this idea. My uncle is my dentist and somehow I have never had a cavity. He will be in hysterics if I handed back the toothbrush and was all “Are you kidding me? Mama ain’t got time for that!”

  2. Trouser Girl says:

    I’m due to traipse the dentist’s floor. Its been two years and I’m scared. If I get the all clear I’ll mic drop my free toothbrush for ya.

  3. bgoozee says:

    Well if you think that putting the tooth fairy out of business is a good thing, shame on you, although my grandson expects two dollars these days so maybe there is something in what you say…..

  4. emilypageart says:

    I went close to 10 years without going to the dentist, then had this weird thing that my dentist friend texted might be an abscess. So I sucked it up and went and it turned out that I had just cut my gum with a tortilla chip or something on a spot where I have a “bony protuberance.” Doesn’t bony protuberance sound dirty? When they finished up with me, I grabbed the hygienist who was working on my husband’s teeth and convinced her to tell him that he needed 2 root canals STAT. I don’t know why he stays with me.

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