How I Save Money On Wedding Presents

About 90% of the time, when people say “fiancé”, I hear “Beyoncé”. 100% of the time, this results in me making a fool out of myself in one of two ways.

1. “You call her “your Beyoncé?” that is so amazing! Your love will never die.”

2. “HOW DID YOU MEET BEYONCE?! TELL ME EVERYTHING NOW OR I WILL RUIN YOU.”

On the bright side, there are at least 3 wedding gifts we didn’t have to buy because of this so really I’m being wise with our money. This is just another instance of my bizarre and often unsettling behavior having unexpected benefits. Also, if you have met Beyoncé and don’t tell me everything I will ruin you.

17 thoughts on “How I Save Money On Wedding Presents

  1. I was trying to think of a quote relative to Beyonce and LOTR or Doctor Who… and then I remembered this.
    http://xkcd.com/712/

    Reply
  2. If you are familiar with Enid Blyton’s Malory Tower series (which I was big fan of as a kid) you’ll notice this a lot like Alicia the prankster who would pretend to be deaf with her easy going mistresses so that she didn’t have to do any classwork. But really, this is a very funny instance!

    Reply
  3. You should be glad you didn’t have to buy a wedding present for Beyonce, because that would really ruin your bank account.

    Reply
  4. Ha I am so glad I’m not the only one who hears that! I usually inwardly check myself by saying “whats more likely the person getting married or the person meeting Beyonce?”. More often than not the answer is marriage, only once was it Beyonce…

    Reply
  5. oh my god, I’m pretty sure i died of laughter reading the first bit :D

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Gravatar
WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s