Boris The Spider

Contrary Dad: At our apartment in college, there was this big spider living over our door. We called him Boris. I have no idea why.

Captain Thoughtful: Boris the Spider is a song by The Who.

Contrary Dad: You know, my roommate was really into music.

Captain Thoughtful: Hence…..

Contrary Dad: I never knew. Cheers man!


This one is for you Boris. May your progeny be plentiful and live far away from me.

The Most Important Part Of A Diet Is Your Workout Playlist.

I think we can all agree that the most important part of any diet/exercise regime is the workout playlist. I mean, the wrong song can literally RUIN YOUR DIET. So, as I re-focus on my health by eating better and working out more, my primary concern is my workout playlist. Currently, it looks like this:

Bangarang – Skrillex

Let’s Have A Kiki – Scissor Sisters

Run The World (Girls) – Beyonce

Pretty Girl Rock – Keri Hilson

Funky Cold Medina – Tone Loc

Whip My Hair – Willow Smith

We No Speak Americano – Yolanda Be Cool

Jump – Kris Kros

Roar – Katy Perry

MotownPhilly – Boyz II Men

Work B**ch – Britney Spears

The Breaks – Kurtis Blow

Bom Bom – Sam and the Womp

Hey Ya- OutKast

Now, I’m pretty happy with this playlist….for now, but I’m pretty sure after a couple weeks, it’s going to get old. So, I’m turning to you, my darling lifehackers, for suggestions. What’s your favorite workout songs?

These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

I have this thing that I love, and it’s when musicians cover other musicians music. I don’t know why I love that so much but I really really do.

At BBC Radio 1’s Live Lounge a couple week ago, a band I really like, Kings of Leon covered Robyn. Full disclosure, Robyn’s “Robyn Is Here” was the first album I ever bought with my own money.  AND I LOVED IT. And I continue to love here to this day. To. This. Day.

Basically this is two of my favorite things combined and I might have clapped after I heard it. By “might have” I meant “enthusiastically” and also, I was at work.

Do you have some favorite covers to share??

Here Is A Thought On A Friday

Austin City Limits (ACL) is coming up in less than a month and it’s got me thinking. They should make an ACL shirt that says “The Hill Country Is Alive With The Sound of Music.”

Because, it’s like “The hills are alive with the sound of music” from The Sound Of Music, but you add “country” in there because we’re in the hill country.  And also it’s a music festival.

I should get paid for this.


Thanks Mom and Dad.

When I was 16 or so, I really really wanted to go to the Nickleback concert.

It’s true. Shameful, but true. I liked Nickleback. I liked them so much I was willing to part with 40 of my hard earned waitressing dollars, to see them perform live. Personally, I would like to chalk this up to the follies of youth. Also, I liked Creed. Feel free to point and laugh and me, but those bands both made a LOT of money so I know I’m not alone here. Alone in admitting it perhaps….

Anyway, I didn’t go to the Nickleback concert. Why? Because my parents were convinced that the band’s name was Nicklebag , which was a clear drug reference and the parents contrary don’t cotton to drug use y’all.

So, thanks Mom and Dad. Because I can honestly say I’ve never been to a Nickleback concert, which means all the cool kids at the coffee shop will still talk to me…for like 10 minutes until I reveal myself in all my uncoolness, but those 10 minutes of brief cool-adjacentness are all because of y’all.